Mario’s nipples are, surprisingly, a topic of nice debate. Every yr, Nintendo has posted a pleasant, summery render of our plumber boy on the seashore, and this yr isn’t any totally different. But when Mario’s on the seashore, and never at work, he trades in his overalls for swimming trunks — and meaning that is the one time that we see him topless.
In 2020, Nintendo determined (for no matter purpose) to excise poor Mario’s nips, presumably out of some Nintendo-esque have to PROTECT THE CHILDREN from the horrors of considering that Mario is mammalian. The web, to not be outdone, determined that this was weirder than simply letting Mario have nipples within the first place, and so in 2021, Nintendo put them again the place they belong.
We know that each one summer time this yr, you have most likely been questioning if Mario is nippled or nip-less this yr. It’s a bit like ready to see the color of the smoke that asserts whether or not there is a new Pope. So we’re glad to inform you all that Mario nonetheless has his nips firmly in place for 2022:
The tweet, although, accommodates a typo (“you” as a substitute of “your”) so it’d get taken down. Here’s the picture, so you may all the time admire our favorite mammary-possessing plumber: